Use Only As Directed

Before we go any further with this post, listen to this brief radio ad from the '80s...

Music For Maniacs: Use Only As Directed

state of the union

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Mirium dansgroep

Mirium dansgroep brengt

Bewogen poëzie

tollend in het vangnet aan het einde van ons denken vermoeden we horen we
en tasten maar wat we vinden ontglipt weer in duizend gangen van steeds
wisselende vormen

MIRIUM
choreografische leiding: Marijke Van Heddeghem
dansers: Karen Billiet en Willem Plugge
poëzie-tekst: Marijke van Heddeghem
techniek: Ivan De Coninck

op donderdag 25 januari 2007, in de POËZIE-ESTAFETTE op de Nederlands-Vlaamse GEDICHTENDAG

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Theatrum Machinarum

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Pruned: Theatrum Machinarum

Diffusion of the theatrum machinarum r.2005.11.07

Het Kruger National Park komt live bij je thuis

Live op internet, de leeuwenjacht. Foto Andries Oudshoorn CC

Nooit meer voor dag en dauw uit de veren om de leeuwen in Kruger National Park te zien drinken. Als je al geluk hebt. De wildparkliefhebber kan nu veilig vanuit zijn luie stoel via internet een drinkplaats observeren.

OneWorld.nl: Nieuwsoverzicht: Het Kruger National Park komt live bij je thuis

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eBay: Spatula Used to Flip Pancake With Image of Jesus (item 280069120580 end time Jan-17-07 13:51:24 PST)

This 12" nylon spatula was used to flip a pancake that bore the image of Jesus Christ! The pancake is gone (I was hungry), but this authentic spatula is available for sale.

The lucky winner will receive this "holy spatula" that probably has some divine residue on it from sliding under the Jesus pancake.

Look closely at the middle photo, and you can see that it bears some mysterious symbols, possibly some kind of sacred message. I'm no religious scholar, but I'm sure this had some kind of spiritual significance.

You can see in the third photo that this Jesus spatula is also dishwasher safe.

Is every pancake you cook with this holy utensil going to sport the face of our Savior? Who knows? But it's already flipped one, and that's more than you can say for the vast majority of spatulas you buy anywhere else.

Bid with confidence, and you may become the owner, the caretaker, if you will, of this one-of-a-kind spiritual spatula.

I would be happy to answer any questions you may have about the spatula or the since-digested Jesus pancake. Thank you for looking, and may God bless.

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On Jan-16-07 at 11:42:02 PST, seller added the following information:PLEASE NOTE: To see a photo of the pancake (before I ate it), go to www.newwest.net/bobwire.

eBay: Spatula Used to Flip Pancake With Image of Jesus (item 280069120580 end time Jan-17-07 13:51:24 PST)

via Museum of Hoaxes

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Software Wars

Geostationary Banana Over Texas

It has a multiplicity of meanings.
Because it is simple. –and that is one reason.
As a message it has been hyper-simplified; it is synthetic.
A Symbol utilizing symbolisms,
An Icon, or.. an expression with an iconography synthesized to the point that might seem meaningless - with no point.
Useless and absurd. –that is what it is.

Geostationary Banana Over Texas

Neil Innes - Boring